Maddy: Hello people from somewhere in the world! Today I shall tell you
May: LEAVE you demon! Maddy: What are you talking about...? May: I called you a demon. Its an insult. Maddy: Since when? May: Why are you asking? Maddy: No reason... *hides*
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Alexia: I'm pretty sure it's not Day 32.
May: I don't give a (censored by autoboob) Alexia: Well, I guess we need a day to contiue with. May: ANYWAY, GET OUT!! Alexia: *slowly backs away* May: OUT!! Alexia: *backs into door* Bella: Let's get RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT into the news! Alexia: Please don't mimic Keemstar. Please. Just, don't. Bella: You're so annyoing Alexia. May: POINT IS THAT ALEXIA IS BI. Alexia: HOW THE (censored by autoboob) DID YOU FIND OUT, AND WHY THE (censored by autoboob) DO YOU CARE!? May: Because Cheri said. Alexia: CHERI IMMA MURDER YOU IF YOU TELL ANYBODY ELSE. Cheri: *runs away* Maddy: Courtney made magical levitating boots! -floats up- May: OFF OUR FREAKING BLOG Maddy: Really.... Since you said that SOOOOOOOO nicely, I'll spam you with photos Cassy made... Midnight: Hello!
Maddy: Midnight! What are you doing outside of Felis! Midnight: Testing portals... Bella: Where is my phone!?!?!
May: *looks at Bellas hands* Hmm. I don't know Bella. Bella: I bet you Alexia and her friends stole it to try and prank us! May: Yeah! Maybe they did! Well, lets get back at them! Bella: Yeah! Alexia: May! Bella! The editors wanna talk with you! Bella: Like we are going to believe that. Willow: The editors aren't going to be very happy about that! May: You guys are terrible at hiding a prank. Maddy: A prank? We're not pranking you two. Bella: Then explain where you guys hid my phone! Gift: Have you checked your pockets? Bella: Why, my ph-*reaches into pocket and finds phone* one....is...in there.... Alexia: Told you! Giftbaby: MAY! BELLA WHERE ARE YOU TWO! Pianolexcat: GIFT BABY! GET BACK TO WRITING THE SCRIPT!!! Giftbaby: YAS BOSS! *Screams while banging face on keyboard (Thats how the magic happens)* May: I can't believe that Alexia and Maddys blog has more views then ours!
Bella: Yeah, ours has been around longer! Alexia: Deal with it! Maddy: Yeah, admit it, we are just better then you! May: I won't Alexia: Because you know it's true? May: No, because its NOT TRUE! Maddy: That made no sense... Alexia: Yeeeaaaaaahhh....you need grammer lessons May, why don't you go ask one of the Staff to teach you. GiftBaby: NO ONE can teach May anything! Pianolexcat: GIFTBABY! GET BACK TO THE SCRIPT!!!!!!!! NOW GiftBaby: YAS BOSS! *runs out the door screaming for mercy* Alexia: Hmm...I guess she's right. May's not smart enough to learn. May: I can too learn! Maddy: Naaahhhh. You're hopless. Bella: May is NOT hopeless! You two are hopeless! Gift: GUUUYYYYYYSSSSSS! I JUST FOUND A SQUIRREL! Alexia: Uuumm.....Okay, what so special about it... Gift: IT CAN SHOOT LASERS! Alexia: No squirrel can do that.... Gift: Then why is there a hole in the tree? Alexia: Idk....ask someone else... Gift: *shrugs* Fine. May: Did you hear that their is both a new editor and a foreign student here? I heard the new student is living with Alexia!
Bella: Really? I bet you, she is as stupid and annoying as Alexia! May: She probably is. Alexia: Well, Gift is a really nice person....a little bit obsessed with milk....but still, really nice! Tyler: She's also part cat! I bet you Maddy will be happy to hear that! May: Hey! ALEXIA! HOW DID YOU GET ON HERE!?!? Alexia: I moderate....remember? May: I'll have to speak with one of the editors for this site...maybe the new one...if I can get on her good side.... Giftbaby: NO WAY ARE YOUR EVIL PLANS WORKING MAY!!!! Pianolexcat already warned me about you! Alexia: Hey! Your not supposed to talk...you have to be focused editing! Giftbaby: Oh! YA! I HAVE TO WRITE THE SCRIPT FOR THE MC VERSION! AAH! BAI! *runs out door* Tyler: Not strange at all.... Alexia: Why would anyone think it was? Tyler: -3- Bella: Well? Are YOU TWO going to leave OR WHAT!?!?! Alexia: Me and Tyler were about to go out for some coffee.. we just forgot our coats..It sure is getting cold Gift (Not Giftbaby XD): Are you to ready?? You guys better hurry up before I order all the whip cream!~ Alexia: NO! NOT THE WHIP CREAM! HOW DARE YOU! *grabs coat and runs out door* Tyler: Hey! Wait up! *gets coat and chases after them out the door* Bella: I thought she would look less stupid.. May: You mean the new girl? Yeah...I did too...she almost looks as stupid as Alexia.... Bella: Yeah. Pianolexcat: YOU TWO BETTER NOT BE TALKING TRASH ABOUT THE OTHERS!!!!! *starts screaming at Bella and May while they be crying* Giftbaby: Anyways guys, thank you so much for reading this, and YES a new recruit has been added to the editors corner of this Roleplay. I hope you guys enjoy and Bai! Pianolexcat: GIFTBABY!! GET BACK TO EDITING THE SCRIPT! Giftbaby: Yas Boss! *waves* Bye bye!!!! Maddy: -hair uncurls and reveals auburn color-
Alexia: Woah! Maddy: -hair gets light blue streaks on the side and back becomes a short, spiky ponytail- Alexia: How are you doing that.... you have brown hair! Maddy: Actually, my hair is auburn, but I dyed it brown because of a lot of people said my hair was brown and not auburn and teased me for thinking it was a color it wasn't. And they picked on me because it would go in random directions while I was working Alexia: Well, now there is another thing to add to the list of semicreepy things we have in common! Maddy: yeah......... May: HEY
Maddy: Uh.. what? May: WILL U MARRY ME Maddy: Uh.... what? ------------------------------------------------------------- background changes to Alexia's house. Alexia: WOAH you had a dream about THAT? Maddy: Yep..... It was WEIRD Alexia: Yeah..... Maddy: Also, guess what. Alexia: WHAT??? Maddy: HOMINIS IS AWESHUM Alexia: Uh....... what? Maddy: Well he is! Bella: So, May... are you dating Nolan?
Tyler: I hope she is. May: Uhm... I don't know. Willow: How do you not know? May: Yes? No? Yes. No. Yes. No. Nolan: Yes. Tyler: *sigh* Good. Bella: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ALEXIA AND MADDY HAVE THEIR OWN BLOG NOW!!!
May: I KNOW!!!! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!! Alexia: I'm still here you know... Maddy: So am I. Willow: I also moderate the blog. Maddy: You said that weirdly, Willow. Willow: Yeah. Haha! May: ANYWAY!!! Alexia: I just think that we can coexist on this blog, Maddy and I also have our own blog. That's all. May: HOW DARE SHE!!!!! SHE HACKED INTO OUR BLOG
Bella: Yeah! How dare you pianolexcat hack into OUR blog! Its not yours, its OURS Alexia: She was just UPDATING that she won't be able to edit our site! May: Who said you could be watching us type? Alexia: Nobody! I can do whatever I want! Hello Kawaii Waffles and Lexcats! This is Amelia!
School will be starting in 2 weeks, so the website may not be updated by me and FoxiePerson as often. (we go to the same school) I will still post YouTube videos on weekends. Don't worry about that. I don't think that Cassette and Emerald start school as soon as I do, so they may still help with the site. I'll try to add something to the website every weekend. Thanks! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! ~pianolexcat Alexia: *sits on bed next to Tyler* What happened?
Tyler: *hands Alexia Oreo* Well, May and Nolan tried to sneak in. I had to stop them. I knew that May would never hurt me, so I started carrying Oreo around. Alexia: Okay then. Did you end up needing to put her on your head so that you could do something with your hands? Tyler: Yep! Alexia: Okay then. *picks up Oreo and puts her in cage* Tyler: So, how was Summer Camp? Alexia: *sits next to Tyler again* It was okay. A little strange. We stayed in actual log cabins! Tyler: Really!? Cool! Alexia: Yeah! Alexia: *opens door* I AM HOME
Tyler: FINALLY Alexia: Why is Oreo sitting on your head? Tyler: Its a.... long story Alexia: Okay then.......' Tyler: *sits on Alexia's bed* I wonder when she'll be back... Anyway, I should feed Rosie the spider, Oreo Sprinkles and Rainbow Cookie the guinea pigs, Cleo the cat, and Swiss the fish.
Meanwhile: May: We have to get in there and take Oreo. Nolan: I don't get why the heck we have to do this. May: It's important. We have to get Tyler's attention. Nolan: I thought I was your boyfriend. May: Can't I have two? Nolan: WHAT!?! TYLER DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU!!! I LOVE YOU MAY! Tyler: What was that? *Looks outside window* MAY! NOLAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!? Nolan: IT WAS MAY'S IDEA! May: HEY!!! We just have to take Oreo. Tyler: Why? May: Because! Tyler: NO WAY! ALEXIA WOULD KILL ME!! Nolan: Yeah, right. Tyler: Literally. Did you forget psychopath mode? Nolan: Oh yeah. *starts to fall off of rope* Tyler: Eek! *grabs Nolan* Nolan: Thanks. We're like 7 feet up. May: Oh so you save Nolan but not me. Tyler: You are fine. May: *starts to climb* Must... get... Oreo... Tyler: Nolan, is she always like this? Nolan: Yeah... sometimes. Tyler: Why are you even here? May: I already said, I need to get Oreo! Nolan: Why!?! You didn't even tell me! May: I have to destroy something that Alexia loves. Tyler: You are not a true Yandere. True Yanderes avoid getting help. May: What?! Yes I am! Nolan: You're more of a... Tsundere. May: Tsundere, Yandere, what's the difference? Tyler: Alexia and I are a mixture of both Yandere and Tsundere. Those Dere's are kinda similar. May: Whatever, can we sleep over at Alexias? Tyler: Why? Nolan: May's car ran out of gas... Tyler: *sigh* I might be a Tsundere, but I'm not totally evil. Fine. May: Yay! Tyler: I'll just stay in Alexia's room. May, you get Eliott's room, Nolan, just take the sofa. Alexia's parents don't want anyone in their room. I think they have a surprise for everyone. Nolan: Cool, thanks. Later May: *is asleep* Nolan: *is asleep* Tyler: *is awake watching Oreo and Rainbow* Can't... Let... Them... Take... Guinea... P- *falls over* Meanwhile (again) Maddy: *walks to Alexia's house* I should check on Tyler. Persephone wants to talk to Cleo. May: *wakes up* I'm kinda hungry. I know! I'll eat Oreo! Maddy: *walks to Alexia's room* What the heck? May! What are you doing? Get away from Tyler and Oreo! May: *kisses sleeping Tyler* I love you... Maddy: MAY!!! *pushes May off of Tyler* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! May: Aah! Maddy: What are you doing?!?! Get out of here! Leave your keys with Nolan. May: *sigh* Fine. *walks into living room with Maddy* Maddy: Nolan. Wake up. *throws May's keys in Nolan's face* Tyler's too young to drive. Nolan: Ugh. What? Maddy? Why are you in my house? May: We're in the McKitty's house, remember? Nolan: Oh yeah. Do we really have to kill Oreo? Maddy: WHAT THE (censored by autoboob)? KILL!?!? May: Uhm... No. Maddy: Tell me or I will go into Imperium. May: *sigh* Fine. I'll tell you. I wanted to do something truly Yandere. Nolan: You are not a Yandere. May: Okay then. Let's go. Nolan: *get's in May's car* May: Um... Let's just walk across the street for now. Nolan: Oh yeah. Okay then. Next Morning Tyler: Wha? Where am I? *looks at clock* OH NO!!!! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!!! Maddy: Finally! It's not really that late. You're in an alternate universe right now. I'll just bring you to school now. Tyler: Okay then. May: I still can't get that restraunt thing out of my head.... That food was DISGUSTING
Nolan: Right? Your food looked like horse poop!!!! Maddy: I am STILL laughing at that!!!!! Like, since when was THAT the name of a special? And since when was there a such thing as Autoboob Gravy? You TOTALLY hate autoboob, haha May: [censored by autoboob] you [censored by autoboob] person! Hominis: If you keep swearing I don't think you'll get anything for Christmas May: I can mind control Santa into making me get presents Maddy: For all you know Santa could be a four year old. Nolan: She has a good point. Maddy: And he may be able to resist that stuff since he is used to kids. May: For all you know I could be JEWISH. Nolan: Why are we even mentioning Christmas this season!!!! Hominis: Because we CAN. MADDY IS AN IDIOT
SHE EATS BEANS AND FARTS WHILE DANCING THE CHICKEN DANCE AND PUKES SARDINES THAT ARE EATING POOP AND THE POOP EATS FARTS AND THE FART EATS MADDY Maddy: MAY!!!! AND SHE POOPS ROTTEN CANTALOPE Maddy: MAY!!!! AND DANCES THE POOPY DANCE Maddy: MAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! AND WHEN SHE FARTS EVERYONE AROUND HER DIES Maddy: EVERYTIME YOU TYPE THAT YOUR CAR GAINS 100 MILES May: EVERYTIME YOU SAY MAY!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ONE FOOT OF ABILITY TO JUMP Maddy: Uh, no, my jumping ability is genetic and cannot be removed. I think you should go check on your car...... May: AFTER I SAY THIS MADDY IS A DEHYDRATES ALEXIA Maddy: Well now your car is broken from insanely high mileage May: EEK!!!! *exits room* May: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE AN IDIOT
May: WHY Maddy: Well its true May: I do NOT poop with MY EARS Maddy: Its a metaphor May: And what does the metaphor mean? Maddy: It means 'I am an idiot' May: 'Poops and pees with her ears'? Maddy: HAHAHA YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF AN IDIOT Bella: *giggles* That actually was funny May: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Maddy: If you say 'UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' one more time I'll add it to autoboob May: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH May: [censored by autoboob] May: OMG YOU DID Maddy: MALUM IS AN EVIL CORRUPT!!!! SHE IS LIKE THE REAL WORLD HEROBRINE
Alexia, I am not offending you.. I am trying to annoy them.....
MAY IS AN IDIOT. SHE EATS FRIED ANCHOVIES AND POOPS AND PEES WITH HER EARS NOLAN IS A DEHYDRATED POOP OCTOPUS. HE EATS FRIED COLONS AND POOPS AND PEES WITH HIS EYEBALLS MALUM IS AN EVIL CORRUPT AND EATS MAYS AND NOLANS AND WANTS TO KILL YOU May your a dehydrated Alexia May: Alexia is coming back home soon! GAH I wished she would have stayed longer
Nolan: You should plan something REALLY annoying for her when she comes back...... Then, she may make her family go away once and for all! May: OMG YOUR RIGHT! Maddy: I missed her so much I called the art teacher 'Alexia' May: GO AWAY Maddy: Well, since Alexia is gone, SOMEBODY has to be stalking you in the blog May: FI.. Wait, what about WIllow Maddy: She is having lunch. And you should be there, shouldn't you? May: Oh, I thought lunch wasn't until another thirty minutes Maddy: No, lunch is on now. So GET OUT OF THE COMPUTER LAB OR I WILL LITERALLY KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Nolan: So you mean you will give her a very impressive performance? Maddy: No, I mean I will turn her upside down and shake her until her socks fall off. Dude, you need to get smarter Nolan: But I HATE what they have for lunch today! I would rather eat fried cockroaches than the school's hamburgers they are serving today Maddy: I am vegetarian, so I am just going to use the salad bar and put the anchovies on it May: EWWW ANCHOVIES ARE GROSS Maddy: Well what do you expect from a person who is partially cat? Cats EAT FISH Nolan: You look like a sardine. You belong in a can Maddy: That doesn't even make sense. My insults are WAY better than that? Nolan: Then what do you got? Maddy: You are a dehydrated Alexia who ate beans for breakfast so you fart a lot and you puke rainbows while eating your girlfriend Nolan: So you mean I look like Alexia? Maddy: -facepalm- May: How is that offensive? Thats more silly than offensive.... Maddy: JUST GO TO LUNCH May and Nolan: *leaves for lunch* Maddy: Hehehehe.., I AM GONNA WRITE SOMETHING May: OMIGOD TYLER JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL
Bella: What does it say? May: It says 'yourel ame'. I guess that is his new nickname for me? Tyler: No, it says 'your lame'. You need to get a brain, May. May: -kisses Tyler- I LOVE BEING CALLED FAME! FAME MEANS FAMOUS! Bella: No, he said 'lame'. Lame means.. You know what, nevermind.... May: -hugs Tyler- I LOVE YOU!!! Tyler: C..an't breathe!!! L..L..et.. g...g..g..o May: I am not letting go of my yourel ame! Tyler: Ugh Nolan (from back of room): Uh, its almost time for the next class. We should get out of the computer lab. Wait, WHY IN [censored by autoboob] ARE YOU HUGGING TYLER May: Because he said 'your fame'! And its a compliment! Nolan: Wern't we going to go to that fancy restraunt tonight? May: Oh.. right.. SEE YOU IN CLASS TYLER Tyler: Lets.. not May: Alexia is on a camping trip! Now I won't have to deal with her for a week!
Willow: But you'll have to deal with me Maddy: And me Courtney: And me May: WOULD YOU GUYS JUST [censored by autoboob] May: YOU ADDED [censored by autoboob] TO AUTOBOOB? Maddy: Well, I figured you may abuse 'shut up' May: I HATE YOU Bella: Lets go onto Alexia's blog and post a bunch of mean comments so she will be annoyed whe she comes back! Maddy: MAY YOU ARE OP
May: How so? Maddy: THAT BOOK WAS BROKEN WHEN YOU TURNED IT IN! MIND CONTROLLING THE LIBRARIAN TO MAKE THEM NOT GET YOU IN TROUBLE FOR BREAKING IT? May: Well, whoever checks out the book, its their loss Nolan (from back of room): Can't wait to read this book! May told me it was good.... May: Oops... Nolan (from back of room): HEY THIS BOOK IS BROKEN! May: MY BAD! May: Yesterday Malum Corrupta was released from quarantine.
Bella: Who's Malum? May: One of my old friends. Alexia: You were MY friend though! Not Malum's! May: I thoug- Alexia: Whatever. Bella: Anyway, Malum was released and she might be going to Paigee High Prom! Alexia: Oh... May: I hope we see her! Alexia: I kinda hope we don't. Bella: Why? Alexia: She's an evil corrupt! May: Riiiiiiiiiiiight... |
AuthorMay Cicero and Bella Silver run the school news program, so this is from their opinion... most of the time. Alexia and Willow normally go through the blog posts to make sure that they're okay to post. Archives
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