May: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!!! I DO NOT LIKE NOLAN!!!!
Tyler: So you still like me... May: Yep! Maddy: Are you sure? I think that you do like Nolan. Alexia: Haha yeah. May: I DO NOT!!! Alexia: Riiiiiiiiiiiight... May: He's just one of my friends. Maddy: Yeah... Tyler: Totally... Alexia: Lies. May: UGH!!! *Nolan enters the room* May: *starts staring at Nolan* So- s- so c- cu- cute... Maddy: Hey... someone here likes you... Nolan: Who? IS IT YOU!?!? Maddy: *gags* HAHAHAHA. NO NOT ME!! MAY!!! May: *Hides behind Tyler and Alexia* Please don't notice me... Nolan: Wait what? May: *stands up and walks to Nolan* I... Maddy + Alexia + Tyler: Please tell him... May: I... I REALLY LIKE YOU!!!! Nolan:... but I couldn't even kill Alexia. May: WHAT!?! Nolan: Nothing... Maddy: And I thought Alexia was a Yandere. May: Um... ANOTHER YANDERE!!!!!!! Alexia: YAY!!!!!! Tyler: THERE'S MORE OF US!!! Maddy: I think there's more Yanderes in this school than non-Yanderes. Tyler: Yeah probably. Nolan: Anyway, May I like you too. Alexia: Wait. Aren't you two like three years apart? Maddy: Yeah. Nolan: I still love May. May: And I still love Nolan. Tyler: But I thought you likes m- Alexia: *covers Tyler's mouth* She MAY forget. Tyler: *stops talking* O- okay. May: *hugs Nolan* Alexia: Awwwwww! Willow: Maybe now she won't bother Tyler anymore. Everyone but Willow: *screams* WILLOW! May: Where did you come from!!?! Alexia: Well, she walked into the room. May: Wait... TYLER I (censored by autoboob) May: WHAT THE HELL!?!? Alexia: *laughs* Maddy, you are awesome. Maddy: You can't tell Tyler that you like him! Tyler: You can only tell Nolan! Nolan: Wait... MADDY I DON'T LIKE YOU! Maddy: Um... I can tell.
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May: S..So dreamy...
Bella: May... May.. MAY!!!!! May: Oh, yeah. Nolan blew up my detention slip! Alexia: Yeah, big whoop..... May: I KNOW THAT WAS SARCASM Alexia: So what? May: You're a butt head Alexia: MADDY Maddy: What? Alexia: Add 'you're a butt head' too autoboob Maddy: Okay May: Wh.. what? May: [autobob changes this too May has a crush on Nolan but won't tell anyone] May: DO NOT Maddy + Alexia: *fist bump* May: Maddy, if you remove what you installed too autoboob.. I will give you all of my phones
Maddy: I don't want your phones May: Then what do you want Maddy: A world without you in it May: THEN GO TO THE OTHER SIDE Maddy: Okay -walks to other side of the room- HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM May: If I give you a new phone, will you change it back?] Maddy: I already have a phone, my homephone. And my IPad Mini is all I need May: THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A NEW IPAD MINI Maddy: No May: Uh........ new dentures? Maddy: I don't even have dentures May: Then why are you missing a tooth? Maddy: It was a BABY tooth. They are supposed to come out! And a new one is growing in May: Magical adult tooth growing in formula? Maddy: Now your just being stupid May: Uh.. A mood ring? A robot boyfriend? A million dollars? Maddy: I already have a mood ring, robot boyfriend is just stupid, and WHERE WILL YOU GET A MILLION DOLLARS May: UGH May: MADDY EDITED AUTOBOOB!!! NOW I CAN'T SAY [censored by autoboob]!
Tyler: I asked her too Alexia: What did she edit you not to be able to say? May: She removed me from being able to say [censored by autoboob]! Maddy: Pfft it isn't even true. Its more like Tyley loves Alexia, not Tyler loves May.... Tyler: THANKS FOR MAKING HER NOT BE ABLE TO SAY TYLER LOVES MAY May: Okay then.. [censored by autoboob] May: [censored by autoboob]. [censored by autoboob]! [censored by autoboob]!!!!! May: YOU REMOVED ME FROM SAYING [censored by autoboob] May: You TOTALLY overdid it Maddy: Well, I figured you might also say 'he loves me' or 'Tyler loves me' May: Maddy you are a [autoboob changes this too brainiac] Maddy: Well, thank you very much. May: No, [autoboob changed this too brainiac] not brainiac! Alexia: YAY May: [autoboob changes this too Alexia is so amazing she should be president] Alexia: LOL May: [autoboob changes this too I am a Butt head] Tyler: Say 'Tyler marry me' May: [autoboob changes this too I like trains] May: [autoboob changes this too Autoboob is swag] Tyler: May, I don't think your parents would even be powerful enough to kill Alexia.
Alexia: Yeah! I could just take them down in psychopath mode! May: HA!! As if. They're two of the most powerful people I know! Tyler: And who's the most powerful? May: ...Alexia. You're 2nd. Tyler: So for your parent's safety, don't do that. Alexia: There are two parents, and two of us. Tyler: I would probably attack one parent while Alexia attacks the other. We would be evenly matched. May: But... Tyler: Threatening her will not work. Alexia: I will NEVER break up with him because of you. Tyler: What you NEED is a new crush. May: But I could only love my boyfriend, Tyler! Tyler: What if your so-called "boyfriend" thinks that you are super annoying? And hates you? And would be happy if you got ran over by a bus? May: I can make you love me. JUST YOU WAIT! Alexia: If you think you can mind-control him, think again. Your power only works on adults. May: (censored by autoboob) you! Alexia: Swear all you want, we are NOT gonna break up. May: HAHAHAHA!!!! I will make you break up. Just. You. Wait. *leaves room* (AT ALEXIA'S HOUSE) Tyler: Do you think May is actually going to hurt you? Alexia: I don't know. If she tries, I'll just go psychopath mode. Tyler: Do you think she'll try to sabotage our relationship? Alexia: Probably. Don't let things I do annoy you. Calmly address the situation and remind me that it's probably May. I'll do that same. Tyler: Do you think that I- Alexia: Do you think that you'll stop asking me questions? Tyler: Okay, this is the last one. Alexia: Good. Tyler: Do you think that I like May? Alexia: The month, yes. May Cicero, hell no. Tyler: Yep. Alexia: *squeaks* Yay! *hugs Tyler* Tyler: *blushes* Um... May: TYLER, IF YOU DON'T BREAK UP WITH ALEXIA, I WILL MIND CONTROL MY PARENTS INTO KILLING ALEXIA
Alexia: So your a Yandere now. May: YES Maddy: Well if you do that, I WILL go into Imperium and bring you to the Nether myself May: FINE May: This Tylexia thing is starting to bother me.
Bella: I think it's always bothered you. May: But how could Tyler cheat on me? Bella: You're not his girlfriend, Alexia is. May: LIES!!! IT'S ALL LIES! Willow: Actually they are a couple. May: NO THEY AREN'T!!! Tyler: May, I DO NOT LIKE YOU!!! May: What? Tyler: I ACTUALLY HATE YOU!! May: W- Wh- What? Tyler: YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING GIRL I HAVE EVER MET!!! I HATE YOU!! May: But... Alexia: It's true. He doesn't like you. May: How could he not like me? Alexia: I could list all the reasons, but that would take all day. May: YOU!!! YOU CORRUPTED TYLER!! Alexia: No, Malum corrupted you. May: What? Malum couldn't do that. She's just an average student. Tyler: MALUM IS AN EVIL CORRUPT!! HOW DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT!?!? Alexia: Um... Tyler, you don't have to yell. *haha* Although May's reaction is kinda funny. Tyler: I watched the news story! Malum is an evil corrupt! May: News exaggerates everything! Alexia: They had VIDEO OF MALUM. May: Whatever. May: [censored by autoboob] autoboob is so annoying! I was trying to tell Bella how much of a [censored by autoboob] Alexia is! If that [censored by autoboob] won't let me have my boyfriend back, I am going to SCREAM
Maddy: I can hardly understand ANY of that. The only reason autoboob keeps censoring out what you say is because you are saying bad stuff. if you don't say bad stuff, what you say will be EXACTLY what you want it to be! May: OUT OF HERE YOU [censored by autoboob] [censored by autoboob] OR I WILL ZAP YOU WITH MY DELETING APP ON MY PHONE [censored by autoboob] Maddy: You do NOT have a deleting app. I know that because I stole your phone once, and installed a virus onto it May: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maddy: And that virus deletes the waterproof on it. So NO MORE BIRD BATHS May: W..W..WHAT Maddy: And I got to see that video of you singi...... May: YOU SHUT UP NOW Maddy: ng Shake it Off while wearing a Tyler Outfit May: [censored by autoboob] Maddy: OMG I GOT YOU!!!!! But seriously, I saw that video of you singing the song. You had AirDrop on, so it got downloaded to my IPad. Everyone is going to FREAK OUT when I post this on my YouTube..... May: WHAT THE [censored by autoboob] May: So apparently Tyler and Alexia are a couple now. Ugh. Bella: We have proof. All this fanart drawn by pianolexcat. The Alexia X Tyler ship name is Tylexia. May: I can't believe Tyler would date that loser Alexia. Alexia: Don't forget that Willow and I proofread your blog posts! =) May: I hate you... Alexia: I don't give a crap. Bella: ANYWAY... Alexia: Okay I'll go now. May: Thank you! Bella: So because Tyler and Alexia are together, May seems a bit upset. May: Upset is an understatement... Alexia: I can believe that. May: GO AWAY!!! YOU ALREADY STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!!! Alexia: He was never your boyfriend at all. *smirks* May: JUST GET OUT!!! Bella: ANYWAY! May: Because Alexia and Tyler are like, a couple I have to deal with all this fanart. May: I mean seriously, like can't she get tired of drawing all this?? Bella: I guess not. I think it's a cute drawing. May: SHUT UP BELLA!!! Bella: ANYWAY! Sheesh, how many times do I have to say this!? May: Sorry. So now we know why she was roller skating with Tyler earlier. Bella: Also, Maddy Silverdreamer has hacked our blog and she posted once again. This new post was titled "What to do if May annoys you". She seriously needs to stop hacking us!
May: But we don't know how to change the password... Alexia: That's because Willow made the blog! Bella just made her give it to you two. May and Bella: WILL YOU JUST GET OUT?!? Alexia: Probably not for very long. Bella: We can't change the password! Alexia: That's too bad, if only you were nicer to us... May: I WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR HAIR FOR A DAY! Alexia: Not good enough. Maybe you could stop claiming that Tyler is your boyfriend? May: BUT HE IS! Alexia: Every time you say that, one of your hairs falls out. May: WHAT??! Fine! I'll stop! Alexia: I don't know how to change the password either. You'll have to talk to Willow. May: You are such a [bleep] Alexia: No, I'm just smart. Bella: She's kinda right. May: SHUT UP BELLA! GET OUT OF HERE ALEXIA! Alexia: *leaves* May: FINALLY! Oh. We already finished the news. Shoot. Bella: May and Alexia have a Band concert today so Willow and I will cover the news.
Willow: Hi! I'm Bella's younger sister and I also edit the blog. Bella: Soooooooooooooo, do you want to tell the news story? Willow: Of course! Willow: After Ms. Gloria's 2nd hour class, Hero Potestatem forgot his binder. He went through the wall and saw something hilarious. Hero saw Ms. Gloria... DANCING TO TAYLOR SWIFT!!! *laughs so hard she can't breathe* Bella, can you continue for a while. I need to *hahaha* catch my breath. Bella: Okay then. Hero made himself invisible and kept watching. Right when the song ended, Ms. Gloria went to the computer and started playing "Numa Numa". Willow: You know that meme of the guy dancing to Numa Numa? Well...... that's pretty much what Ms. Gloria did. Bella: Hero went outside to laugh and then got me. He told me about what Ms. Gloria did and I thought it was so funny! We almost interviewed Ms. Gloria, but we didn't want her to know that we would make a blog post about this. Ms. Gloria, if you're reading this, Hi... I'M SORRY, IT WAS TOO FUNNY!!! (from other side of the room) May: Hey, Bella. I'm back. Alexia: Me too. May: I wish you weren't right here. Ugh. Bella: Hi! Come up here, May. All four of us can report the other news story. Alexia: Yay! May: Before school started, student May Cicero was see- wait a second. I'M IN THE BLOG POST!!! Alexia: Aren't you proud of yourself? May: YES!!! I was seen... sitting in a birdbath. Everyone but May: *bursts out laughing* May: HEY!! What's s so funny? Band teacher: May, you didn't help us put back the stuff from the concert. You'll need to come talk to me. May: I gotta go now. Bye. Alexia: Bye! Bella: OMG How long will it take to get through today's news?! Alexia: Probably a long time. Willow: Let me see the script. Alexia and I will fill in for May. Alexia: Okay, I'll read that part. Willow: Yes, perfect. Alexia: Before school started, student May Cicero was seen sitting in a birdbath. We would've gotten May Cicero to interview her, but you can't really interview yourself. Wait a second. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! *throws script across the room* LET ME TELL THIS NEWS STORY! Bella: Uh... Okay. Alexia: Before school today, May Cicero was sitting in a birdbath. I actually was there, so I asked her why. May said that Tyler Amicus told her to "Pretend to be a bird and fly away." May took this literally and when she "flew" out of the hallway, she figured that she should sit in the birdbath. She didn't seem to understand why the birds left. Later I talked to Tyler about what happened and he thought it was really funny. Tyler says that he just wanted May to stop following him. He ended up walking in a ton of circles and May followed him. Tyler got annoyed and yelled at her. Clearly, May didn't get what he meant. At least May left him alone. Bella: That's more descriptive than the script! Willow: Yeah! I like this was more than the script! step one: say 'I like trains'
step two: let the train arrive step three: walk away so the train crushes her I saw this on ASDF, so it should work!!!!! And, if this fails, turn her into a potato and step on her #DiePotato #ASDFTrains -Madeline SilverDreamer Bella: May is really mad about this so I'll be covering this story for her.
May: I can cover it. Bella: Well, what happened then? May: That ***** Alexia was seen roller skating with Tyler Amicus. Bella: You shouldn't swear in our blog. May: Why not? Bella: It makes you look immature. Besides, Alexia and Willow go through our posts to remove anything inappropriate. May: *sigh* I'll let you cover the story. Bella: Yesterday Alexia McKitty was seen roller skating with Tyler Amicus. We saw that Alexia's brother Eliott was there also. We got an interview from Eliott and he says that he only came along because his dad wasn't home. May, who was jealous of Alexia. May, who was curious to why they were here, decided to interview Tyler. May: Tyler just told me that he didn't want to talk to me and he used his telekinesis to make me leave. Bella: Tyler also said that he would go get Alexia to attack May if she bothered them again. May: Fortunately, I saw Alexia's mom, Ashley McKitty sitting nearby and asked her about why Tyler and Alexia were skating together. May: Alexia saw me approach her mom. So Alexia being the annoying girl that she is, So Alexia tried to stop me from talking to her mom. Bella: Alexia was too slow. Tyler didn't want to be left alone roller skating, so Alexia had to pull him to the edge of the rink. By the time she got there May was already gone. May: That didn't stop Alexia from chasing me down after leaving Tyler with her mom. Alexia was able to see what I wrote and she threw it in the trash. Because I had to get that interview, I jumped into the trash and got it. Here's what Ashley McKitty said. Q: Why are Tyler and Alexia here together? A: They planned it, I just drove them here. Q: Are you okay with Alexia and Tyler skating together? A: Yes, teaching Tyler to skate can help Alexia's leadership skills. Q: What if I said that they like each other? A: I already know. I'm Alexia's mom. Of course I would know who she likes. It's pretty obvious that she likes Tyler. Q: What would you recommend me to do if Alexia gets mad at me? A: Give up. She can really hurt you with her psychopath mode. May: Apparently yesterday Maddy SilverDreamer hacked into our blog.
Bella: I think she's mad at you. May: Why would she be mad at me? Bella: She says that you didn't believe her when she said that she's techy. May: I had no clue she'd hack our blog! HAHAHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU I WAS TECHY! BUT YOU NEVER BELIEVED ME!!!1SO NOW I HACKED INTO YOUR BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, jkjkjkjk!!!! I just wanted to say, IN. YOUR. FACE!!!!!!!!!!!! by, Maddy Hello students of Paigee High! This is May Cicero and Bella Silver. Bringing you gossip from around the school. So, let's start the day.
May: Yesterday I saw Hero Potestatem and Tyler Amicus arguing. Maybe they were fighting over me? The reason for their argument remains unknown. But Tyler claims that Hero started the fight. We tried to interview Alexia. However, she was being stubborn. Unfortunately Alexia did not seem to know anything about what happened. Probably because she's so stupid. Alexia seems to be oblivious to Tyler and Hero's rivalry. We believe that she is simply trying to ignore it. Even though she doesn't ignore her rivalry with me. Seriously, she makes it so obvious that we're rivals. Bella: Today, Stocking Hizgotch got a new dress. While my sister Willow continues to wear the same ugly outfit. outfit. Stocking's new dress is very pretty compared to her old one. The new dress has a more vibrant shade of blue that looks amazing on her. |
AuthorMay Cicero and Bella Silver run the school news program, so this is from their opinion... most of the time. Alexia and Willow normally go through the blog posts to make sure that they're okay to post. Archives
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