Bella: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ALEXIA AND MADDY HAVE THEIR OWN BLOG NOW!!!
May: I KNOW!!!! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!! Alexia: I'm still here you know... Maddy: So am I. Willow: I also moderate the blog. Maddy: You said that weirdly, Willow. Willow: Yeah. Haha! May: ANYWAY!!! Alexia: I just think that we can coexist on this blog, Maddy and I also have our own blog. That's all.
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May: HOW DARE SHE!!!!! SHE HACKED INTO OUR BLOG
Bella: Yeah! How dare you pianolexcat hack into OUR blog! Its not yours, its OURS Alexia: She was just UPDATING that she won't be able to edit our site! May: Who said you could be watching us type? Alexia: Nobody! I can do whatever I want! Hello Kawaii Waffles and Lexcats! This is Amelia!
School will be starting in 2 weeks, so the website may not be updated by me and FoxiePerson as often. (we go to the same school) I will still post YouTube videos on weekends. Don't worry about that. I don't think that Cassette and Emerald start school as soon as I do, so they may still help with the site. I'll try to add something to the website every weekend. Thanks! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! ~pianolexcat Alexia: *sits on bed next to Tyler* What happened?
Tyler: *hands Alexia Oreo* Well, May and Nolan tried to sneak in. I had to stop them. I knew that May would never hurt me, so I started carrying Oreo around. Alexia: Okay then. Did you end up needing to put her on your head so that you could do something with your hands? Tyler: Yep! Alexia: Okay then. *picks up Oreo and puts her in cage* Tyler: So, how was Summer Camp? Alexia: *sits next to Tyler again* It was okay. A little strange. We stayed in actual log cabins! Tyler: Really!? Cool! Alexia: Yeah! Alexia: *opens door* I AM HOME
Tyler: FINALLY Alexia: Why is Oreo sitting on your head? Tyler: Its a.... long story Alexia: Okay then.......' Tyler: *sits on Alexia's bed* I wonder when she'll be back... Anyway, I should feed Rosie the spider, Oreo Sprinkles and Rainbow Cookie the guinea pigs, Cleo the cat, and Swiss the fish.
Meanwhile: May: We have to get in there and take Oreo. Nolan: I don't get why the heck we have to do this. May: It's important. We have to get Tyler's attention. Nolan: I thought I was your boyfriend. May: Can't I have two? Nolan: WHAT!?! TYLER DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU!!! I LOVE YOU MAY! Tyler: What was that? *Looks outside window* MAY! NOLAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!? Nolan: IT WAS MAY'S IDEA! May: HEY!!! We just have to take Oreo. Tyler: Why? May: Because! Tyler: NO WAY! ALEXIA WOULD KILL ME!! Nolan: Yeah, right. Tyler: Literally. Did you forget psychopath mode? Nolan: Oh yeah. *starts to fall off of rope* Tyler: Eek! *grabs Nolan* Nolan: Thanks. We're like 7 feet up. May: Oh so you save Nolan but not me. Tyler: You are fine. May: *starts to climb* Must... get... Oreo... Tyler: Nolan, is she always like this? Nolan: Yeah... sometimes. Tyler: Why are you even here? May: I already said, I need to get Oreo! Nolan: Why!?! You didn't even tell me! May: I have to destroy something that Alexia loves. Tyler: You are not a true Yandere. True Yanderes avoid getting help. May: What?! Yes I am! Nolan: You're more of a... Tsundere. May: Tsundere, Yandere, what's the difference? Tyler: Alexia and I are a mixture of both Yandere and Tsundere. Those Dere's are kinda similar. May: Whatever, can we sleep over at Alexias? Tyler: Why? Nolan: May's car ran out of gas... Tyler: *sigh* I might be a Tsundere, but I'm not totally evil. Fine. May: Yay! Tyler: I'll just stay in Alexia's room. May, you get Eliott's room, Nolan, just take the sofa. Alexia's parents don't want anyone in their room. I think they have a surprise for everyone. Nolan: Cool, thanks. Later May: *is asleep* Nolan: *is asleep* Tyler: *is awake watching Oreo and Rainbow* Can't... Let... Them... Take... Guinea... P- *falls over* Meanwhile (again) Maddy: *walks to Alexia's house* I should check on Tyler. Persephone wants to talk to Cleo. May: *wakes up* I'm kinda hungry. I know! I'll eat Oreo! Maddy: *walks to Alexia's room* What the heck? May! What are you doing? Get away from Tyler and Oreo! May: *kisses sleeping Tyler* I love you... Maddy: MAY!!! *pushes May off of Tyler* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! May: Aah! Maddy: What are you doing?!?! Get out of here! Leave your keys with Nolan. May: *sigh* Fine. *walks into living room with Maddy* Maddy: Nolan. Wake up. *throws May's keys in Nolan's face* Tyler's too young to drive. Nolan: Ugh. What? Maddy? Why are you in my house? May: We're in the McKitty's house, remember? Nolan: Oh yeah. Do we really have to kill Oreo? Maddy: WHAT THE (censored by autoboob)? KILL!?!? May: Uhm... No. Maddy: Tell me or I will go into Imperium. May: *sigh* Fine. I'll tell you. I wanted to do something truly Yandere. Nolan: You are not a Yandere. May: Okay then. Let's go. Nolan: *get's in May's car* May: Um... Let's just walk across the street for now. Nolan: Oh yeah. Okay then. Next Morning Tyler: Wha? Where am I? *looks at clock* OH NO!!!! I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL!!! Maddy: Finally! It's not really that late. You're in an alternate universe right now. I'll just bring you to school now. Tyler: Okay then. May: I still can't get that restraunt thing out of my head.... That food was DISGUSTING
Nolan: Right? Your food looked like horse poop!!!! Maddy: I am STILL laughing at that!!!!! Like, since when was THAT the name of a special? And since when was there a such thing as Autoboob Gravy? You TOTALLY hate autoboob, haha May: [censored by autoboob] you [censored by autoboob] person! Hominis: If you keep swearing I don't think you'll get anything for Christmas May: I can mind control Santa into making me get presents Maddy: For all you know Santa could be a four year old. Nolan: She has a good point. Maddy: And he may be able to resist that stuff since he is used to kids. May: For all you know I could be JEWISH. Nolan: Why are we even mentioning Christmas this season!!!! Hominis: Because we CAN. MADDY IS AN IDIOT
SHE EATS BEANS AND FARTS WHILE DANCING THE CHICKEN DANCE AND PUKES SARDINES THAT ARE EATING POOP AND THE POOP EATS FARTS AND THE FART EATS MADDY Maddy: MAY!!!! AND SHE POOPS ROTTEN CANTALOPE Maddy: MAY!!!! AND DANCES THE POOPY DANCE Maddy: MAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!! AND WHEN SHE FARTS EVERYONE AROUND HER DIES Maddy: EVERYTIME YOU TYPE THAT YOUR CAR GAINS 100 MILES May: EVERYTIME YOU SAY MAY!!!!!!!!! YOU LOSE ONE FOOT OF ABILITY TO JUMP Maddy: Uh, no, my jumping ability is genetic and cannot be removed. I think you should go check on your car...... May: AFTER I SAY THIS MADDY IS A DEHYDRATES ALEXIA Maddy: Well now your car is broken from insanely high mileage May: EEK!!!! *exits room* May: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE AN IDIOT
May: WHY Maddy: Well its true May: I do NOT poop with MY EARS Maddy: Its a metaphor May: And what does the metaphor mean? Maddy: It means 'I am an idiot' May: 'Poops and pees with her ears'? Maddy: HAHAHA YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF AN IDIOT Bella: *giggles* That actually was funny May: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Maddy: If you say 'UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' one more time I'll add it to autoboob May: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH May: [censored by autoboob] May: OMG YOU DID Maddy: MALUM IS AN EVIL CORRUPT!!!! SHE IS LIKE THE REAL WORLD HEROBRINE
Alexia, I am not offending you.. I am trying to annoy them.....
MAY IS AN IDIOT. SHE EATS FRIED ANCHOVIES AND POOPS AND PEES WITH HER EARS NOLAN IS A DEHYDRATED POOP OCTOPUS. HE EATS FRIED COLONS AND POOPS AND PEES WITH HIS EYEBALLS MALUM IS AN EVIL CORRUPT AND EATS MAYS AND NOLANS AND WANTS TO KILL YOU May your a dehydrated Alexia May: Alexia is coming back home soon! GAH I wished she would have stayed longer
Nolan: You should plan something REALLY annoying for her when she comes back...... Then, she may make her family go away once and for all! May: OMG YOUR RIGHT! Maddy: I missed her so much I called the art teacher 'Alexia' May: GO AWAY Maddy: Well, since Alexia is gone, SOMEBODY has to be stalking you in the blog May: FI.. Wait, what about WIllow Maddy: She is having lunch. And you should be there, shouldn't you? May: Oh, I thought lunch wasn't until another thirty minutes Maddy: No, lunch is on now. So GET OUT OF THE COMPUTER LAB OR I WILL LITERALLY KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Nolan: So you mean you will give her a very impressive performance? Maddy: No, I mean I will turn her upside down and shake her until her socks fall off. Dude, you need to get smarter Nolan: But I HATE what they have for lunch today! I would rather eat fried cockroaches than the school's hamburgers they are serving today Maddy: I am vegetarian, so I am just going to use the salad bar and put the anchovies on it May: EWWW ANCHOVIES ARE GROSS Maddy: Well what do you expect from a person who is partially cat? Cats EAT FISH Nolan: You look like a sardine. You belong in a can Maddy: That doesn't even make sense. My insults are WAY better than that? Nolan: Then what do you got? Maddy: You are a dehydrated Alexia who ate beans for breakfast so you fart a lot and you puke rainbows while eating your girlfriend Nolan: So you mean I look like Alexia? Maddy: -facepalm- May: How is that offensive? Thats more silly than offensive.... Maddy: JUST GO TO LUNCH May and Nolan: *leaves for lunch* Maddy: Hehehehe.., I AM GONNA WRITE SOMETHING May: OMIGOD TYLER JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL
Bella: What does it say? May: It says 'yourel ame'. I guess that is his new nickname for me? Tyler: No, it says 'your lame'. You need to get a brain, May. May: -kisses Tyler- I LOVE BEING CALLED FAME! FAME MEANS FAMOUS! Bella: No, he said 'lame'. Lame means.. You know what, nevermind.... May: -hugs Tyler- I LOVE YOU!!! Tyler: C..an't breathe!!! L..L..et.. g...g..g..o May: I am not letting go of my yourel ame! Tyler: Ugh Nolan (from back of room): Uh, its almost time for the next class. We should get out of the computer lab. Wait, WHY IN [censored by autoboob] ARE YOU HUGGING TYLER May: Because he said 'your fame'! And its a compliment! Nolan: Wern't we going to go to that fancy restraunt tonight? May: Oh.. right.. SEE YOU IN CLASS TYLER Tyler: Lets.. not May: Alexia is on a camping trip! Now I won't have to deal with her for a week!
Willow: But you'll have to deal with me Maddy: And me Courtney: And me May: WOULD YOU GUYS JUST [censored by autoboob] May: YOU ADDED [censored by autoboob] TO AUTOBOOB? Maddy: Well, I figured you may abuse 'shut up' May: I HATE YOU Bella: Lets go onto Alexia's blog and post a bunch of mean comments so she will be annoyed whe she comes back! Maddy: MAY YOU ARE OP
May: How so? Maddy: THAT BOOK WAS BROKEN WHEN YOU TURNED IT IN! MIND CONTROLLING THE LIBRARIAN TO MAKE THEM NOT GET YOU IN TROUBLE FOR BREAKING IT? May: Well, whoever checks out the book, its their loss Nolan (from back of room): Can't wait to read this book! May told me it was good.... May: Oops... Nolan (from back of room): HEY THIS BOOK IS BROKEN! May: MY BAD! May: Yesterday Malum Corrupta was released from quarantine.
Bella: Who's Malum? May: One of my old friends. Alexia: You were MY friend though! Not Malum's! May: I thoug- Alexia: Whatever. Bella: Anyway, Malum was released and she might be going to Paigee High Prom! Alexia: Oh... May: I hope we see her! Alexia: I kinda hope we don't. Bella: Why? Alexia: She's an evil corrupt! May: Riiiiiiiiiiiight... May: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!!! I DO NOT LIKE NOLAN!!!!
Tyler: So you still like me... May: Yep! Maddy: Are you sure? I think that you do like Nolan. Alexia: Haha yeah. May: I DO NOT!!! Alexia: Riiiiiiiiiiiight... May: He's just one of my friends. Maddy: Yeah... Tyler: Totally... Alexia: Lies. May: UGH!!! *Nolan enters the room* May: *starts staring at Nolan* So- s- so c- cu- cute... Maddy: Hey... someone here likes you... Nolan: Who? IS IT YOU!?!? Maddy: *gags* HAHAHAHA. NO NOT ME!! MAY!!! May: *Hides behind Tyler and Alexia* Please don't notice me... Nolan: Wait what? May: *stands up and walks to Nolan* I... Maddy + Alexia + Tyler: Please tell him... May: I... I REALLY LIKE YOU!!!! Nolan:... but I couldn't even kill Alexia. May: WHAT!?! Nolan: Nothing... Maddy: And I thought Alexia was a Yandere. May: Um... ANOTHER YANDERE!!!!!!! Alexia: YAY!!!!!! Tyler: THERE'S MORE OF US!!! Maddy: I think there's more Yanderes in this school than non-Yanderes. Tyler: Yeah probably. Nolan: Anyway, May I like you too. Alexia: Wait. Aren't you two like three years apart? Maddy: Yeah. Nolan: I still love May. May: And I still love Nolan. Tyler: But I thought you likes m- Alexia: *covers Tyler's mouth* She MAY forget. Tyler: *stops talking* O- okay. May: *hugs Nolan* Alexia: Awwwwww! Willow: Maybe now she won't bother Tyler anymore. Everyone but Willow: *screams* WILLOW! May: Where did you come from!!?! Alexia: Well, she walked into the room. May: Wait... TYLER I (censored by autoboob) May: WHAT THE HELL!?!? Alexia: *laughs* Maddy, you are awesome. Maddy: You can't tell Tyler that you like him! Tyler: You can only tell Nolan! Nolan: Wait... MADDY I DON'T LIKE YOU! Maddy: Um... I can tell. May: S..So dreamy...
Bella: May... May.. MAY!!!!! May: Oh, yeah. Nolan blew up my detention slip! Alexia: Yeah, big whoop..... May: I KNOW THAT WAS SARCASM Alexia: So what? May: You're a butt head Alexia: MADDY Maddy: What? Alexia: Add 'you're a butt head' too autoboob Maddy: Okay May: Wh.. what? May: [autobob changes this too May has a crush on Nolan but won't tell anyone] May: DO NOT Maddy + Alexia: *fist bump* May: Maddy, if you remove what you installed too autoboob.. I will give you all of my phones
Maddy: I don't want your phones May: Then what do you want Maddy: A world without you in it May: THEN GO TO THE OTHER SIDE Maddy: Okay -walks to other side of the room- HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM May: If I give you a new phone, will you change it back?] Maddy: I already have a phone, my homephone. And my IPad Mini is all I need May: THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A NEW IPAD MINI Maddy: No May: Uh........ new dentures? Maddy: I don't even have dentures May: Then why are you missing a tooth? Maddy: It was a BABY tooth. They are supposed to come out! And a new one is growing in May: Magical adult tooth growing in formula? Maddy: Now your just being stupid May: Uh.. A mood ring? A robot boyfriend? A million dollars? Maddy: I already have a mood ring, robot boyfriend is just stupid, and WHERE WILL YOU GET A MILLION DOLLARS May: UGH May: MADDY EDITED AUTOBOOB!!! NOW I CAN'T SAY [censored by autoboob]!
Tyler: I asked her too Alexia: What did she edit you not to be able to say? May: She removed me from being able to say [censored by autoboob]! Maddy: Pfft it isn't even true. Its more like Tyley loves Alexia, not Tyler loves May.... Tyler: THANKS FOR MAKING HER NOT BE ABLE TO SAY TYLER LOVES MAY May: Okay then.. [censored by autoboob] May: [censored by autoboob]. [censored by autoboob]! [censored by autoboob]!!!!! May: YOU REMOVED ME FROM SAYING [censored by autoboob] May: You TOTALLY overdid it Maddy: Well, I figured you might also say 'he loves me' or 'Tyler loves me' May: Maddy you are a [autoboob changes this too brainiac] Maddy: Well, thank you very much. May: No, [autoboob changed this too brainiac] not brainiac! Alexia: YAY May: [autoboob changes this too Alexia is so amazing she should be president] Alexia: LOL May: [autoboob changes this too I am a Butt head] Tyler: Say 'Tyler marry me' May: [autoboob changes this too I like trains] May: [autoboob changes this too Autoboob is swag] Tyler: May, I don't think your parents would even be powerful enough to kill Alexia.
Alexia: Yeah! I could just take them down in psychopath mode! May: HA!! As if. They're two of the most powerful people I know! Tyler: And who's the most powerful? May: ...Alexia. You're 2nd. Tyler: So for your parent's safety, don't do that. Alexia: There are two parents, and two of us. Tyler: I would probably attack one parent while Alexia attacks the other. We would be evenly matched. May: But... Tyler: Threatening her will not work. Alexia: I will NEVER break up with him because of you. Tyler: What you NEED is a new crush. May: But I could only love my boyfriend, Tyler! Tyler: What if your so-called "boyfriend" thinks that you are super annoying? And hates you? And would be happy if you got ran over by a bus? May: I can make you love me. JUST YOU WAIT! Alexia: If you think you can mind-control him, think again. Your power only works on adults. May: (censored by autoboob) you! Alexia: Swear all you want, we are NOT gonna break up. May: HAHAHAHA!!!! I will make you break up. Just. You. Wait. *leaves room* (AT ALEXIA'S HOUSE) Tyler: Do you think May is actually going to hurt you? Alexia: I don't know. If she tries, I'll just go psychopath mode. Tyler: Do you think she'll try to sabotage our relationship? Alexia: Probably. Don't let things I do annoy you. Calmly address the situation and remind me that it's probably May. I'll do that same. Tyler: Do you think that I- Alexia: Do you think that you'll stop asking me questions? Tyler: Okay, this is the last one. Alexia: Good. Tyler: Do you think that I like May? Alexia: The month, yes. May Cicero, hell no. Tyler: Yep. Alexia: *squeaks* Yay! *hugs Tyler* Tyler: *blushes* Um... May: TYLER, IF YOU DON'T BREAK UP WITH ALEXIA, I WILL MIND CONTROL MY PARENTS INTO KILLING ALEXIA
Alexia: So your a Yandere now. May: YES Maddy: Well if you do that, I WILL go into Imperium and bring you to the Nether myself May: FINE May: This Tylexia thing is starting to bother me.
Bella: I think it's always bothered you. May: But how could Tyler cheat on me? Bella: You're not his girlfriend, Alexia is. May: LIES!!! IT'S ALL LIES! Willow: Actually they are a couple. May: NO THEY AREN'T!!! Tyler: May, I DO NOT LIKE YOU!!! May: What? Tyler: I ACTUALLY HATE YOU!! May: W- Wh- What? Tyler: YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING GIRL I HAVE EVER MET!!! I HATE YOU!! May: But... Alexia: It's true. He doesn't like you. May: How could he not like me? Alexia: I could list all the reasons, but that would take all day. May: YOU!!! YOU CORRUPTED TYLER!! Alexia: No, Malum corrupted you. May: What? Malum couldn't do that. She's just an average student. Tyler: MALUM IS AN EVIL CORRUPT!! HOW DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT!?!? Alexia: Um... Tyler, you don't have to yell. *haha* Although May's reaction is kinda funny. Tyler: I watched the news story! Malum is an evil corrupt! May: News exaggerates everything! Alexia: They had VIDEO OF MALUM. May: Whatever. May: [censored by autoboob] autoboob is so annoying! I was trying to tell Bella how much of a [censored by autoboob] Alexia is! If that [censored by autoboob] won't let me have my boyfriend back, I am going to SCREAM
Maddy: I can hardly understand ANY of that. The only reason autoboob keeps censoring out what you say is because you are saying bad stuff. if you don't say bad stuff, what you say will be EXACTLY what you want it to be! May: OUT OF HERE YOU [censored by autoboob] [censored by autoboob] OR I WILL ZAP YOU WITH MY DELETING APP ON MY PHONE [censored by autoboob] Maddy: You do NOT have a deleting app. I know that because I stole your phone once, and installed a virus onto it May: YOU WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maddy: And that virus deletes the waterproof on it. So NO MORE BIRD BATHS May: W..W..WHAT Maddy: And I got to see that video of you singi...... May: YOU SHUT UP NOW Maddy: ng Shake it Off while wearing a Tyler Outfit May: [censored by autoboob] Maddy: OMG I GOT YOU!!!!! But seriously, I saw that video of you singing the song. You had AirDrop on, so it got downloaded to my IPad. Everyone is going to FREAK OUT when I post this on my YouTube..... May: WHAT THE [censored by autoboob] May: So apparently Tyler and Alexia are a couple now. Ugh. Bella: We have proof. All this fanart drawn by pianolexcat. The Alexia X Tyler ship name is Tylexia. May: I can't believe Tyler would date that loser Alexia. Alexia: Don't forget that Willow and I proofread your blog posts! =) May: I hate you... Alexia: I don't give a crap. Bella: ANYWAY... Alexia: Okay I'll go now. May: Thank you! Bella: So because Tyler and Alexia are together, May seems a bit upset. May: Upset is an understatement... Alexia: I can believe that. May: GO AWAY!!! YOU ALREADY STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!!! Alexia: He was never your boyfriend at all. *smirks* May: JUST GET OUT!!! Bella: ANYWAY! May: Because Alexia and Tyler are like, a couple I have to deal with all this fanart. May: I mean seriously, like can't she get tired of drawing all this?? Bella: I guess not. I think it's a cute drawing. May: SHUT UP BELLA!!! Bella: ANYWAY! Sheesh, how many times do I have to say this!? May: Sorry. So now we know why she was roller skating with Tyler earlier. Bella: Also, Maddy Silverdreamer has hacked our blog and she posted once again. This new post was titled "What to do if May annoys you". She seriously needs to stop hacking us!
May: But we don't know how to change the password... Alexia: That's because Willow made the blog! Bella just made her give it to you two. May and Bella: WILL YOU JUST GET OUT?!? Alexia: Probably not for very long. Bella: We can't change the password! Alexia: That's too bad, if only you were nicer to us... May: I WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR HAIR FOR A DAY! Alexia: Not good enough. Maybe you could stop claiming that Tyler is your boyfriend? May: BUT HE IS! Alexia: Every time you say that, one of your hairs falls out. May: WHAT??! Fine! I'll stop! Alexia: I don't know how to change the password either. You'll have to talk to Willow. May: You are such a [bleep] Alexia: No, I'm just smart. Bella: She's kinda right. May: SHUT UP BELLA! GET OUT OF HERE ALEXIA! Alexia: *leaves* May: FINALLY! Oh. We already finished the news. Shoot. |
AuthorMay Cicero and Bella Silver run the school news program, so this is from their opinion... most of the time. Alexia and Willow normally go through the blog posts to make sure that they're okay to post. Archives
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